The unsolicited reader submission was first spotted on Tuesday, strategically placed on the path between Crown Street and St George's Street, just steps away from the publication's entrance, as reported by the Ipswich Star.
Sources remain divided on whether this bold editorial statement originated from human or animal. However, the sheer size of it indicated either considerable dedication or a very large dog with impeccable timing and taste.
The offending article has been removed, though the lingering aroma of this particular scoop may remain for some time.
Yes, I did go and try to take a photo.
And, no, it wasn't me.
